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I have a subscription to Prophecy in the News.


Laugh if you want, but anytime I like, I can order books and DVDs from their catalog section:


Angel Wars by Stephen Quayle - $39.95

The advert tells me that Stephen has done the impossible by combining thirty-year's worth of research into this oversized book. "Ancient history and legend, as well as the Bible, attest to the fact that there were once giants in the Earth....Does their existence relate to the sins of the fallen angels who cohabited with women? Could such mind-boggling, incredible events occur again during this end-time?" - William F. Dankenbring

(I will be purchasing this book based on the name of William F. Dankenbring alone. It is a doctorate-worthy name.) (Also, I want to be Mrs. William F. Dankenbring.)


Giants: Master Builders of Prehistoric and Ancient Civilizations by Stephen Quayle - $34.95

The advert asks, "What if everything you had been taught about ancient history turned out to be 90 percent false?"

(I will be purchasing this book because I have always hoped this was true.)


As it was in the Days of Noah: The Return of the Nephilim by Tom Horn (and Stephen Quayle) - $24.95

The advert says that this DVD has been called "The Best Ever Series". Tom Horn's newest revelation from the Book of Enoch left Stephen Quayle speechless for several seconds.

(I will be purchasing this series because although never having heard Stephen Quayle to begin with, I would like to hear him speechless.) (At least, for several seconds.)


Nephilim Stargates: The Year 2012 and the Return of the Watchers by T(h)om(as) Horn - $14.95

The advert says that "beings of super intelligence have descended through openings of sky, earth, and sea to interact with this planet's creatures, appearing to come to us from nearby planets and/or dimensions". It quotes Neil Armstrong's description of all the spacecraft that lined up on the far side of the crater's edge to watch them explore the moon.

(I will be purchasing this book because I believe this.)


Conspiracy Theory by Thomas Horn and Spencer Bennett - $24.95

The advert says this CD set is a fact-filled, six-hour investigative interview about end-times prophecy and its relationship to biotechnology, UFO's, the Nephilim, and the Watchers, perhaps in 2012.

(I am purchasing this book because I feel like I'm being watched, and I want to know by who.)


Forbidden Gates: The Dawn of Techno Dimensional Spiritual Warfare by Tom and Anita Horn - $16.95

The advert says this book is about an "international, intellectual, and fast-growing cultural movement known as transhumanism that has been embraced within the deepest and darkest chambers of the military".

(I will be purchasing this book because they got me with the term "morphological transformation". I wonder if William F. Dankenbring knows about this. I wonder if he gives a dank.)


On the Eve of Adam by J. R. Church- $14.95

(I will be purchasing this book mainly because it sounds a little dirty.)



The Lost Symbol Found by Thomas Horn - $29.95

The advert says this DVD series explains how Novus Ordo Seclorum is derived from the prophecies of Cumaean Sybyl.)

(I will be purchasing this book because it says a lot of smart-sounding things in Latin which is something William F. Dankenbring never did.)

Searching for Noah's Ark by Randall Price -  $14.95

The advert says that a team of geologists and archaeologists conducted a test using Ground Penetrating Radar that has confirmed previous satellite data which may soon lead to the GREATEST DISCOVERY OF THE MODERN AGE.

(I will be purchasing this book because it appears the cure for cancer must be hidden in the ark.)


Frankincense and myrrh - $34.95 each

The advert says Danny Ben-Gigi visited a friend in Israel who held an ancient formula for making Frankincense (Levona) and Myrrh.

(I will be purchasing these fragrances because I like smelling ancient. Like Jesus.)


Whenever I receive this magazine in my p.o. box, I wave it around for Ben to see from the car. He is concerned, but I am not ashamed. It is one of the funnest things I read, and it is often informative.

Did I mention I am not ashamed?

Well, I'm not.