Spice It Up

Me:  Aren't you gonna eat some of this chili?

Allie:  You know I don't like chili. I have never liked chili. I think the people who made the first chili were Mexicans in jail, and they threw some beans in a toilet and stirred it around with their hands ---- and that was chili.

Me: What' s wrong with you? You can sit there and eat only pickles and give up this chili?

Allie: Also, I think they threw some poop in there to spice it up.

Me:  Okay, you totally made up that part.

Allie:  You don't know. You weren't even there.


:::The above blog entry received the complaint, "Racist AND disgusting!" from a fellow blogger, but when I attempted to placate her, she declined my offer of chili:::::