Last night, I was on the floor in Ben's room painting when I heard him say disgustedly, "Well, there's several days of neglect." I craned around to see him holding out the end of his dirty pipe cleaner. I said to him, "Those are six words you don't want to hear about any situation."
Inspired, Ben came up with the following situations you don't want to hear "Well, there's several days of neglect" in regards to:
Your teeth
A baby
Your butthole
An animal
Your toenails
Your hair
The garbage
Your genitals
Well, I thought it was funny.
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