Survey

This was one of those Facebook thingys I thought interesting enough to try with the kiddos a couple of years ago: 

Mommy questions

Wednesday, March 11, 2009 at 12:38pm

At the time, their ages were:  Luke 18, Ben 16, Allie 14

1. What is something mommy always says to you?

Luke: Make good choices.
Ben: Stop eating.
Allie: The end times are here.

2. What makes mommy happy?

Luke: When schoolwork is done
Ben: Idk because you're never happy.
Allie: Whenever the dishes are in the dishwasher

3. What makes mommy sad?

Luke: Bad grades
Ben: When I eat too much
Allie: When we pinch your butt

4. How does mommy make you laugh?

Luke: Cute little faces
Ben: Hmmm....hmmm
Allie: When she reads us the Bible

5. What was mommy like as a little girl?

Luke: Not all there
Ben: Loose canon
Allie: Bitter and mean

6. How old is mommy?

Luke: 40
Ben: 85
Allie: 40

7. How tall is mommy?

Luke: 5'2"
Ben: 49
Allie 5'4" (she's right)

8. What is mommy's favorite thing to do?

Luke: Run in place with weights
Ben: yell at me about my eating
Allie: Talk about how fat she is

9. What does mommy do when you are not here?

Luke: sit and cry
Ben: Not allowed to tell
Allie: Spend time with Dad

10. If mommy becomes famous what will it be for?

Luke: The 5,000 lb son.
Ben: Drowning her children in a bathtub
Allie: Taking care of old ladies

11. What is mommy good at?

Luke: Asking questions
Ben: Writing things on facebook
Allie: Being a mom

12. What does mommy do for a job?

Luke: Keep Daddy happy.
Ben: Chomping crackers while I sleep
Allie: Being a teacher.

13. What is mommy's favorite food?

Luke: Her children's fears
Ben: Crackers
Allie: Salads with carrots and nuts.

14. What makes you proud of mommy?

Luke: Her humor
Ben: The way she eats crackers
Allie: Organizing her office work

15. If mommy was a cartoon character, what would she be?

Luke: Chowder
Ben: Bubby the Whale
Allie: The green M&M

16. What do you and mommy do together?

Luke: What DO we do together?
Ben: Math
Allie: Go on walks and bike rides

17. How are you and mommy the same?

Luke: We like to talk a lot.
Ben: We both use the bathroom
Allie: Short

18. How are you and mommy different?

Luke: I'm never home
Ben: I'm male and your female
Allie: You have red hair, I have brown

19. How do you know mommy loves you?

Luke: She gives me kisses and talks to me before I go to work in the morning.
Ben: She leaves me to my own devices.
Allie: She makes me pasta

20. Where is mommy's favorite place to go?

Luke: Away from here.
Ben: Internet
Allie: Michael's