Salt 'n Vinegar Pringles

I love Salt 'n Vinegar Pringles. They burn the tongue delightfully. I can eat a whole can in one sitting, but it's always less calories if you blame someone else. Which I do - because it's less calories. Occasionally, I purchase other flavors like Mozarella Cheese Stick and Fiesta Flavor, but I would rather not eat a whole can of those because that is wretched excess.

Pringles used to make other interesting flavors like Cheeseburger, which Ben and I enjoyed before they were, apparently, removed from production. Family Taco Night was removed from production due to salmonella or E. Coli contamination (I always get these two confused, so just think "hospital"). I wish they would hose down the plant and bring those back.

I rarely eat plain Pringles because they disturb the tongue not at all, and they break when you drag them through a dip. And what kind of breakfast is that?