Stacey!!!!

This afternoon, our porter went on a service call with the service technician. When he phoned back to the store, the following conversation ensued:

Me:       Good afternoon, thank you for calling Havertys.

Porter:   I need to speak with Lisa Carson, please.

Me:       (Recognizing Porter) Are you sure you wouldn't like to speak to me instead?

Porter:   No. I want to speak to Lisa Carson, please.

Me:       You're positive?

Porter:   I want to talk to Lisa!

Me:       I don't know why I can't help you.

Porter:   Stacey! I need to talk to Lisa!

Me:       Hold please. I'll see if she's here behind the counter.


HOLD

PICK UP


Me:       I'm sorry, who were you holding for?

Porter:   Lisa Carson!

Me:       Su-Z Alonzo?     (Everyone loathes Su-Z.)

Porter:   Stacey!! If you dare put Su......

Me:       Please hold for Su-Z.

Porter:   Stac.......


HOLD

PICK UP


Me:       I'm sorry, who were you holding for?

Porter:   STACEY!!!!

Me:       This is Stacey. Can I help you?

Porter:   NO! I need Lisa!!!

Me:       Please hold while I check here behind the counter.

Porter:   STACEY!!!!


HOLD

PICK UP

Me:       I'm sorry, who were you holding for?

Porter:   I need to talk to Lisa! Just keep it up, Stacey! Just keep it up and.....

Me:       Hold for Lisa, please.

Porter:   St....


HOLD

PICK UP

Me:       I'm sorry, Lisa is peeing her pants right now. Can you hold?

Porter:   STACEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!